When Michael Phelps was busted for smoking a bong in 2009, it bought to fore one of the most debated arguments in recent times. Does smoking pot affect your ability to function normally in your everyday life?
If the guy can smoke pot (albeit recreationally) and win the most number of Olympic medals in the world, what stops an average user from enjoying a joint every now and then?
Well, a potential job assignment does. Even if you smoked your last joint a couple of weeks ago and you end up getting your piss tested, you will most likely be busted and lose out on the job. Cause Marijuana stays in the system for up to 30 days unless you do a complete detox. (I will speak about it later in the article).
Let me take a moment though to explain that I am not a drug addict, not a coke head or a junkie with a hundred needle pricks on my arm.
Neither am I a self-proclaimed drug testing guru. I am just another guy who’s been in your shoes and wants to share what has worked for me first hand.
In this article I will explain why using fake urine for drug test is the best choice and what are the best synthetic urine brands on the market. How to keep synthetic urine warm and how to smuggle into the testing room. I hope it helps you to pass the urinalysis too.
What Is Synthetic Urine?
Synthetic urine, fake urine, synthetic pee or call it whatever you want is a solution that is designed to mimic the look, the chemical properties and the composition of human urine.
It is normally used by laboratories looking to calibrate urine testing equipment and in selected industrial applications (diaper companies).
However, it is more popular as one of the most effective means to pass any unsupervised urine drug test.
Synthetic urine contains the exact elements that are normally found in a healthy person’s urine.
It has organic components like creatinine, urea and uric acid along with the inorganic ones like ammonia, sulfates, metabolites, proteins etc.
It is so perfectly designed that it even has the same pH and specific gravity.
All you need to do is switch your urine with synthetic urine and you will pass with flying colors. Most unsupervised drug tests only test the urine for drug metabolites, dilution and other impurities which can easily be beaten.
How To Keep Synthetic Urine Warm
Having the correct pee temperature is very important, this is where most people fail. If your urine sample a little bit too cold or too warm it will be rejected immediately. There are more ways than one to keep your fake urine for drug test warm:
- Microwaving the bottle is one of the easiest ways to achieve a desired temperature in case of unsupervised tests. Just pop it into a microwave, heat it to the desired temperature and wrap it in a hand warmer.
- You can use hand warmers which are also very effective in maintaining the synthetic urine at a steady temperature.
- You can also place the bottle near any warm body part and use your own body heat to keep it warm. Men prefer keeping it near their crotch. Women can slip it into their bra.
- Best synthetic urine brands include heat activating powder in their kit. It’s VERY easy to use and it comes with detailed instructions.
Usually it looks like this: Fill the container with lukewarm water, add the fake urine powder, shake it, then add the 1/3 of the heat activating powder and wait till it reaches the right temperature (urine holder flasks come with built-in thermometer so you can see the temperature).
Fake Urine Belt For Supervised Drug test
Unless the drug test lab doesn’t have someone yank your undies down and pull your shirt up until your navel (they are doing this more frequently these days), you can use a synthetic urine belt to fool the supervisor into believing that you are peeing into the bottle.
The Monkey Dong is a fake strap-on penis that attaches to your waist and includes a synthetic urine belt that can store your fake pee.
There are several penis designs to choose from and they are extremely realistic and it allows you to squeeze the penis to release the synthetic urine into the bottle.
The Monkey Dong package includes synthetic urine and heating pads that allow you to get the temperature to the precise 94 °F and 100 °F. Scores of people have used it successfully to beat drug tests. I have used it on one occasion for supervised tests and it wasn’t detected. Besides having a realistic synthetic urine belt it’s very important to choose the best fake urine for a drug test.
Synthetic Urine Reviews: Brands That Don’t Work
All said and done, you amplify your chances of passing or flunking any drug test depending on the quality of the synthetic urine kit you choose. Some brands are flawless. Others don’t cut it. Here are a few Synthetic urine reviews of the top brands that you can pick from.
Agent X has a not-so-good reputation among the people who have tried it.
And I don’t like to take chances with drug tests. For starters, it comes with no instructions whatsoever. So, if this is your first synthetic urine kit, you will be groping in the dark trying to figure out how it works.
Secondly, it is unreliable. It may or may not work. It is one of the cheapest fake urine for drug test though. So, if you don’t have much cash and can afford to gamble, go for Agent X.
Else, you can just pass this on and opt for the best synthetic urine, which I have reviewed later in the article.
Magnum was the first brand that I have tried and I failed my drug test with it. Just take a look at the negative synthetic urine reviews, especially on user communities and forums, it tells me over the years Magnum didn’t update its formula and it’s not worth a shot.
The only reason it’s famous because it is available in every smoke shop and because it’s advertised heavily, but a lot of people have failed their drug tests with it. If you are planning in a few day advances then you can order a better synthetic urine brand online rather than taking chances with something like Magnum.
Xstream has a not so bad reputation. It looks exactly like real human urine, it even has some foam (actually it doesn’t really matter, but it looks pretty realistic). I know many who passed his test with Xstream and I also know a lot of people who failed it. This fake urine used to be very popular in the last few years, but recently I heard many bad stories about it.
First of all, it doesn’t contain uric acid which is one of the most important components of a good quality synthetic urine. Many labs looking for this component that’s why recently many synthetic urines branded add it to its updated formula. Some websites try to sell Xstream with fake info such as:
“It’s balanced for PH, specific gravity, uric acid, and urea, amino acids, etc…” Bullcrap! They actually copied and pasted this from another synthetic urine’s box.
Some synthetic reviews say that it doesn’t even smell like urine. Maybe that’s a tad far-fetched but it’s not something that I would personally experiment with. Maybe at home drug tests, that’s as far as I would go with it.
If there is no other option, then go ahead and use Xstream fake urine on your drug test, but if you have a couple of days, then order something better.
For pre-employment screenings, I prefer nothing lesser than the best.
My Recommended Synthetic Urine Brands:
Testclear’s Powdered Urine Kit
Is one of the brands for fake urine for a drug test that is designed to precision, or so I hear. It has the same odor, foam and even the acidity bubbles that make it as close to authentic as you can get. When it’s mixed with a bottle of water can give you 100% natural and clean urine. It looks, smells and even bubbles like pee. So, yeah. Just one of those brands that I have never used personally.
Quick Fix synthetic urine
One of the reasons why I like Quick Fix synthetic urine (apart from the fact that it has worked for me a couple of times when it was a Dip stick 5 test), is that it is one of the few synthetic pee brands that have the composition perfected.
A lot of the cheaper brands don’t have urea in the mix. They try to convince you that uric acid and urea are the same things. It’s not. And that can throw a big red flag and even fail the test.
Quick Fix 6.2, on the other hand, is synthetic urine with uric acid that is balanced for all the characteristics of clean pee including the pH, specific gravity, creatinine, and urea. It comes with a bottle of synthetic urine, one heat pack, a flip top cap, and a temperature strip.
It’s very easy to use: shake the bottle, place it in the microwave for 8-10 seconds or until the temperature strip has a reading. After it’s reached the correct temperature (95-100°F), place the heating pad on the back of the urine flask and head to the testing lab. Make sure you hide it well (bra or panty for females, underwear for men.
For more info, check out my Quick Fix review.
You can purchase the latest version Quick Fix 6.2 here.
But it does have its limitations, which I will explain in my review of the best synthetic urine brand that you can buy.
The Best Synthetic Urine Kit – Sub Solution
There is a reason why Clear Choice Sub Solution offers you a 200% money back guarantee on their fake urine. It’s because it works better than any other brand in the market. They have an immaculate track record for the past 11 years and has worked for me every single time that I have taken a piss test.
I will tell you why I prefer Sub Solution over any other brand. This stuff looks, smells and even feels (temperature wise) like piss out of the bottle. I have never had to use the hand warmer or stick in my skivvies to keep it warm. It has a heat activator ingredient that automatically raises the temperature of the pee to 98F within 20 seconds.
And if the temperature drops a little by the time you reach the lab, all you need to do is add some more of it to get the temperature up again. The temperature remains constant for up to 20 minutes though which is more than enough.
Surely beats hand warmers or microwaving the shit which can get the temperature way up to 110-115F.
If you have access to a microwave and you are alright with strapping it to your body and analyzing the temperature every now and then, then Quick fix will work just as good. But Sub Solution is a no-brainer. It’s so easy and so effective that I’d never take chances with another brand.
They have a proprietary urine formula that includes 11 (some says 13) different chemical compounds. By the way, let me tell you that a lab can only test the fake pee for drug metabolites, urea, pH levels, creatinine, specific gravity, and excessive oxidants.
They cannot do genetic or hormonal tests. Sub Solution has all these compounds in a precision based formula. Impossible to detect if you get the temperature right. And even that’s ridiculously easy to do. For more detailed info, check out my Sub Solution review.
If you want assurance that you will clear the test, go for Sub Solution.
Final Verdict Of My Synthetic Urine Review, The Best Brands Are:
- Clear Choice Sub Solution Synthetic Urine: The best synthetic urine that you can get. It contains over 13 chemicals, it looks and smells like real human pee. The kit contains one vial of urine powder, one vial of heat activator powder and flask with a built-in thermometer. Sub Solution is the easiest and the absolute safest way to pass a urine test.
- Quick Fix6.2: Second best fake urine on the market. It’s premixed urine, It contains uric acid, urea, it’s balanced for Ph and Gravity. I would recommend it for simple pre-employment drug tests.
- TestClear’s Powdered Urine Kit: Your third best option. It’s high-quality powdered urine and it also comes with urea and uric acid. If Sub Solution or Quick Fix is not available, go with TestClear’s urine powder.
Alternatives To Fake Urine For Drug Test
Finally, if the drug test lab is one of those hard-ass ones where someone is going to pull your pants down and watch you pee into the container, then go with detox drinks or detox pills. I have tried seven different cleansing drinks so far. Qcarbo32, Stinger detox, Magnum, Rescue cleanse, Mega Clean, Ultra Eliminex and Quick Clear.
The first three didn’t work for me. Never have really. Rescue cleanse, and Mega clean are great if for any reason they are not available then go with Ultra Eliminex, it’s the most expensive detox drink on the market, but it definitely works.
I am tall with large body mass and smoke almost every day which makes Rescue Cleanse and Mega Clean a perfect and potent detox choice for me.
If you are a lighter body mass and just smoke casually, then you can try XXTra which is also known to be very effective and comes from the same brand as Mega Clean or the smaller version of Rescue Cleanse (16OZ).
It’s important to understand that these drinks are for masking only. They not going to detox your permanently, just mask drug metabolites for a couple of hours (what is perfect to pass a drug test). For more detailed info on drug, detox drinks click here.
If you want to detox your body permanently then you need to use detox pills. The best one called Toxin rid, depending on your body size, metabolism and smoking habits it takes 3-7 days to detox your system, for more info on Toxin Rid click here.
I am not a sucker for synthetic urine and attaching a fake strap-on penis to my waist. But it’s a dog eat dog world out there and one has got to look out for our interests. If this is the best way to ensure that I don’t lose out on my job, then so be it. I hope the information helps you with your drug test.