Do Walmart Detox Pills Actually Work?

Do Walmart Detox Pills Actually Work?

I’ve received a few questions recently asking about whether the detox pills you can buy at Walmart are any good. Walmart detox pills questions are quite frequent in my inbox and on my Facebook page because it’s obviously a big retailer, and I think people assume that it must sell good quality products.

But unfortunately that isn’t really the truth. Walmart sells stuff it can turn over quickly and in volume.

That doesn’t always mean high quality niche products are available. And even if it’s a third party seller, again, those people want to turn over volume, they are not in it with passion to provide a high quality product.

So what Walmart detox pills and Walmart detox drinks are available, are they any good, and should you even bother ordering them online, or walking into a Walmart hoping to pick up the instant solution to an impending drug test?

Do Drug Detox Kits From Walmart Work?

I’m going to go through the drug detox kits at Walmart in a bit more detail in a minute, although they aren’t technically detox kits, that is something that doesn’t really exist. You either get detox pills, cleansing drinks, or synthetic urine, those the three methods that most people used to pass drug test.

Generally, Walmart detox pills, drinks, detox shampoos whatever don’t work. That’s because they are poor quality, and I will go through some of the brands in detail for you in a minute, but the golden rule is that Walmart is not the place to pick up high quality drug test avoidance products.

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Are Walmart Detox Drinks Worth Using?

Before we discuss detox pills at Walmart, let’s talk about Walmart detox drinks in detail first, to get them out of the way.

The brands that Walmart sell are mostly crap. That’s the unfortunate truth, they are literally a waste of money. There is not a single brand which will work in my experience.

The only brands of detox drink you should be looking at are not available at Walmart. They are Absolute Detox, Mega Clean and Rescue Cleanse.

For me, Rescue Cleanse is the best, it’s worked for me several times and it’s the detox drink I recommend one hundred percent. But it’s not cheap, coming in at around $50 for a bottle.

This is part of the reason why people fail with Walmart products, they are cheap and they think they are getting the same thing cheaper. You are not.

Forget Walmart for buying detox drinks, the three trusted brands I’ve just mentioned are the only ones you should consider and they are not available from anywhere other than specialist retailers.

Walmart Detox Pills Review

As we are mainly discussing Walmart detox pills in this article, let’s talk about the exact brands that Walmart sell that my experience can help you with.

  1. Herbal Clean Detox Qtabs

This one is simply a complete waste of time. You get 10 maximum strength cleansing formula tablets which do absolutely nothing. I actually know someone who used this once and they failed and lost their job.

It’s a product which has tons of negative reviews, and it’s not even really sold anymore in any reputable shop, which is why it probably ends up on Walmart where they stand a chance of selling it to uneducated people.

Herbal Clean Detox QTabs just don’t work. Even the manufacturers says the seven day detox and is a liver and kidney cleanser, not meant for a drug test. But that doesn’t stop people using it.

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  1. Herbal Clean Premium Detox

This is marketed as a seven-day complete cleansing program. It has poor reviews on Amazon, and isn’t even marketed as a drug test product.

You are meant to eat healthily, drink loads of water, exercise, abstain from any type of drug, basically do a natural detox supported by the Herbal Clean Premium Detox pills.

And I’m telling you they don’t really work, and they don’t contain any ingredients that would really speed up flushing toxins from your system, even if the manufacturer claims they did, which they don’t.

     3. High Voltage Fast Flush Toxin Eliminator

My friend work in a headshop and have heard loads of negative stories about STAT flush products. They don’t even sell the stuff in the shop anymore because we had so many complaints.

It’s a bit different to the first two I mentioned in that it’s supposed to clean your system in a single day, rather than the more usual up to 7 days, which in itself is impossible unless you also abstain.

Now I know for a fact that that detoxing in 24 hours is completely impossible. It has one star reviews mostly on Amazon, and nobody I’ve ever known who used it has ever got clean.

  1. Instant Clean Herbal Cleanse

This is a product from a company called Detoxify. Now they have a good reputation generally, and make two detox drinks that really work, Mega Clean and XXtra Clean.

But this doesn’t work. That’s disappointing because it means that Instant Clean Herbal Cleanse damages an otherwise good brand.

I got some for free and I tried them a few months back and I failed a home drug test.

If you look on Walmart, it has just one five-star review which is obviously fake, and a couple of one star reviews. Even on Amazon reviews are very mixed, with an average of just 2.5 from 96 reviews. 

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Drug Detox Pills That Do Work

Basically as you are hopefully now aware, most of the detox drinks and pills at Walmart simply do not work. They are low quality rubbish.

Your best chance of passing with these products is about 50-50. You might as well toss a coin. If you are a light smoker, abstain, and do a natural detox, then maybe you will pass, but it could be just down to that and nothing to do with these low quality Walmart detox pills.

With years in this game, there is really only one brand of detox pill I have ever kept using or recommended, and that’s a product called Toxin Rid.

Toxin Rid come in a range of program durations from one day through to 10 days in length. I’m not going to recommend anything below the five day cleanse really because the body simply cannot expel toxins fast enough to clean you in less than that.

But if you do have less time then Toxin Rid in combination with abstaining and a healthy detox lifestyle for a few days, and then using a high quality detox drink like Rescue Cleanse should really maximize your chances of submitting a metabolite free urine sample.

Just remember that a detox pill can only work to certain rate, it can only accelerate things slightly.

You have to do a detox at the same time, you don’t just pop the pills and the toxins fall out of your body.

You also remember there are a lot of variables, body type, size, metabolism, how much you smoke, the strains you smoke, what sort of diet you have, how much you drink, literally tons of different factors.

The combination of 5 days+ of Toxin Rid, with exercise, fiber rich foods, lots of water, abstinence from smoking or whatever, will give you a really good chance of submitting a clean sample.

And as I said, if you have less than five days, even the one day course, the 24-hour panic course, in combination with abstinence and a high quality detox drink will give you a better chance than just using a detox drink alone.

Toxin Rid is expensive, which is why a lot of people see the price and then panic and head off to Walmart, you have to understand that something as important as passing a drug test means you have to spend money.

You are happy to spend money on the drugs, so now you have to be happy to spend the money on covering up the fact you did.

If you simply can’t tolerate the cost of Toxin Rid then the only other pill I would ever recommend is called Herbal Pre Cleanse Formula.

It’s a good second choice, but it won’t flush toxins out the way that Toxin Rid does. But if you have ten days, then alongside a natural detox and abstinence, Herbal Pre Cleanse will certainly increase the speed drug metabolites leave your body.

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Detox Drinks You Can Use To Pass A Drug Test

Apart from Toxin Rid, either alongside it, or on their own, you can use a high quality detox drink to pass a drug test.

A detox drink doesn’t flush out metabolites from your system permanently in the same way as a detox pill does.

A detox drink interrupts the flow of toxins through the bladder, it basically flushes them out, and then seals off the bladder for a few hours before toxins start moving through it again.

So on the day, you can create window of opportunity by drinking a high quality detox drink like:

And if you can team it up with a few days of Toxin Rid then you will stand an excellent chance compared to any of the drug detox kits Walmart sell.